I just want everyone in Blog-land to know that I got dumped last night while eating vegan fishballs. If someone is willing to eat vegan fishballs for you, then at least have the respect to wait 24 hours before telling them you are still in love with your ex-girlfriend. That's all I have to say about that.
During this trying time I will be accepting from my friends love letters, pink cupcakes, and anything made out of cheese.
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you ate vegan fish balls? let's go to Olive Garden and eat all the salad and bread sticks. Seriously. ALL. OF. THEM.
that's dumb.
wanna come over tonight for chicken pasta?
we have cheesecake...
seriously.
i am sorry that some idiot disrespected you by 1) dumping you while you were eating hence ruining your meal and 2) thinking it was ok to allow you to eat vegan fishballs when 1)you are not a vegan and 2)not realizing that the phrase vegan fishballs is an oxymoron.
if you were in stl right now i would take you to the CUPCAKERY where we would order one of each type of cupcake and eat them all while getting drunk off of some sparkling wine and watching something really awesome tv show on bravo like Real Housewives of NYC or NJ or Millionaire Matchmaker. Or maybe we would watch the new 90210 on Fox.
Wow, that sucks! I hope you shoved those fishballs where the sun doesn't shine.
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