Yes Beaginia, There IS a Santa Clause...

Dear Santa,

I know that I am on the naughty list this year. I also know that I am officially old enough to have small children old enough to write you their own letters. But instead...please indulge me.

I would like the following presents for Christmas this year:

- This dress which costs slightly less than my monthly rent. I have been opening this page and sighing and closing it lately since I covet this dress. I myself would never spend this kind of money. But if you want to wad it up and shove it down the chimney this year...I would greatly appreciate it. Although since the most expensive piece of clothing I've ever owned was an on sale sweater from Anthropologie I probably wouldn't know what to do with a designer dress. Although I assume "wear it" would be an option. http://www.shopbop.com/shop/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441794145&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302025027&fm=browse-category&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474395181057&bmUID=1164956866693

- A bedazzler cause that is HILARIOUS. I so want to bedazzle a collar for LuLu.

- A digi-cam.

- Yarn for knitting.

- Better make-up.

- Some new ipod headphones since the little kitty ate mine.

- The bathrobe my mom keeps giving me each Christmas in the form of a piece of paper that says "A New Bathrobe!" but really I just take the cash and help pay the rental.

- Socks.

- Sweaters.

- The Hippity Hot Dog Necklace that Eddie's friend made.

- Face Soap.

- Groceries.

- Cat Food and Litter.

- The ghost in our basement closet to go away.

- Gift certificates to my favorite store: Walgreens.

- $$ for NYE '07

- Some cute boots that fit.

- World Peace.

That's all. I don't want anything else. Thanks Santy. I'm sorry I told Tate you don't exist. You totally do. Exist I mean. And I'm sorry that I was bad this year.

Your Favorite,
Bea