Housing Available

Speaking of finding Brannen a house in the Ravens-hood...the poor guy of course had to deal with me being...me...first.

Here are some of the emails that were exchanged about a week ago:

FROM ME:

B, Here's another one on my street!

LIMITED TIME OFFER: 1 blk from CTA. $575 sunny second floor walk up, studio w/seperate kitchen. Large closet. Hardwood floors, parking available, no toilet. Call 773-968-**** and ask for Vladich.

FROM BRANNEN:

No toilet? Oh Brooke.

FROM ME:

What? You don't need a toilet, you're a guy.

Fine, here's a real one:

Wellington & Southport: Call Today! Excellent rehab studio, spacious kitchen, bathroom, and back porch. $700, parking inc. Elevator, heat inc. Closet full of cadavers. Call Mimi to schedule viewing. 773-902-**** Hurry, every BODY wants one.

FROM BRANNEN:

Hey, stop it! You are confusing me! Are these real apts or what?

Every BODY wants one- your are so silly.
B

FROM ME:

Here's a nice sounding one...

Magnolia & Wilson Studio 3rd Story. NO PETS. $480 efficiency. Short walk to CTA Red line. Some parking available. No visitors allowed in unit, 11:30pm curfew for weeknights. Must be at least 5'7. Hardwood floors. Call Gloria 773-909-****

FROM BRANNEN:

Stop it!!!!

Was Wellington and Southport real?

FROM ME:

no sweetie...the closet full of cadavers was not real. sorry. I know that would have been fun.