Dear Brigitte,
Sorry I didn't get last night's message until this morning. Yes darling, of course I saw it. And it was amazing. The way that she just glided onto the stage and then almost bit it. Almost landed ass up in the orchestra pit. The face she made, that in only a few seconds said so much. "Not here. Not now. Not ME. This is the Oscars damn it!" The audience's collective gasp of horror and then sympathy and then amusement. Yes Brig, I saw it all. Tripped by her own gown. JLo must have been backstage in her Avocado crinkley dress clapping her hands with glee when it happened. Ben, at home with the baby, thinks back to his more glamorous lovers of yesteryear. Gwenyth, JLO, Matt Damon. And then he shakes his head. Thanks for the message, it was indeed...an amazing moment. Also her dress was dog ugly. My pick for best dressed was either Selma Hayek or Jennifer Aniston. Worst dressed was either Charlize Theron or Felicity Huffman. Keira Knightly is so pretty, not sure why she was rockin the Tarzan and Mermaid cuts at the same time, especially since both of them are SO last year.
When are we going to get together and eat cookie dough and watch the lady on tv make fried chicken again?
Love,
Brooke
1 comment:
Her name is Paula Deen honey. And we can do that whenever you want.
My number one thought about the Oscars...why is every woman wearing beige? Or champaign? Or nude? No one pulled it off...not Uma, not Reese, not Naomi, and definitely not Jennifer "Have a Nice Trip, See You Next Fall" Garner.
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