"Google"

So, a game I play that never gets old is to put things involving my name into quotes and then look them up on google. You should do it too, it's fun. You can make up whatever phrase you want ot choose from the list I've provided. A very good work distraction I think. All you do is put the phrase in quotes in google (ex: "Mary said she would never") and then blamo...the finished phrase. You have to use the first listing that appears though. I did some for you guys...the italicised part is the completion of the phrase that appeared upon googling it. The bold part is what I wrote in quotes.

Brooke has such a beautiful voice and is such an incredibly talented song writer.

Brannen wants people to understand the importance of restoring native genotypes and to teach them how to do it.

Kris never had a full-frontal labotimy.

Jeremy eats too many blackberries before dinner, then falls into a stream while reaching for more.

Nick wears a doublet, a dashing plumed hat, and a tunic with a ruff to hide the fact that his head is nearly severed.

Erik and Jacob took turns telling Dan and Trevor about what had happened under the bog.

Peter and Claire have come to visit.

mom said if i ever got my nipples pierced she would rip them out!

Everytime Morgan does A Photo shoot, she gently guides A young man thru puberty.

If Trixie ever manages to swallow this one, you can have ours.

Kelly doesn't like me :(.

Eddie's band was the first country band to play there.

Brigitte will soon make her debut on the European stage for two leading roles at the Metz Opera.

Lucy gets upset when she doesn't want anything special for her birthday and gets exactly that.

david has the biggest lollipop i've ever seen.

Timmy loves to doodle with light

amy has a million billion super cool friends.

Now you guys try some! Go!