Lunch

This is what happens when two theatre people try to figure what to have for lunch...ps, these instant messages were sent while sitting in cubicles right next to each other. Also, I just recently learned how to change people's names on gchat so that is why Daren is Daren-Ray. Today there was a French woman in a meeting in one of the offices next door, we used her as inspiration.

Daren-Ray: wha ezver dooo uze mean?

me: le pockete

Daren-Ray: no le jimmie Johnz

me: Le jimmie Jean

le jimmie jean val jean

Daren-Ray: 24601!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: I'd like to order the number 24601 combo...with a pickle

Daren-Ray: its only a loaf of bread

me: and a candlestick

Daren-Ray: with a dead whore

me: on the side

and a dirty orphan

Daren-Ray: the little girl is extra

me: ok, so it's a loaf of french bread, a candlestick, a dead whore, a pickle, a cookie and a dirty orphan.

got it

it's the pickle and the whore that make it a bargain

Daren-Ray: true

me: "The pickle and the whore" by Brooke Allen

Daren-Ray: when can I stage it?

me: it's easy to stage a dead whore

not so much a pickle though, they are divas

"It's Easy To Stage A Dead Whore" The Daren Leonard Story

Daren-Ray: Love it

Sigh, sometimes it takes us a very long time before we actually eat.