Untrue

My friend sent me a forward today with horoscope stuff...

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

My Thoughts:

Perfectionist: Hardly. This is kind of laughable actually.
Dominant in Relationships: Hmm...Sometimes. Depends on the relationship I guess.
Conservative: Mmm, nope.
Always Wants the last word: Yes. That's true. Very true.
Argumentative: Sigh. Yes.
Worries: Ok, but who doesn't worry? Are you telling me that if I were a Libra or something I wouldn't have to worry? That's a little general.
Very Smart: Word.
Dislikes Noise and Chaos: That is actually true. Especially from downstairs neighbors.
Eager: Ummm...I dunno?
Hardworking: Sometimes
Loyal: Moreso these days
Beautiful: Damn straight.
Easy to talk to: I would hope so.
Hard to please: ....yes.
Harsh: Maybe, but I don't mean to be.
Practical and Very Fussy: Nope.
Often Shy: Not at all.
Pessimistic: I don't think so.

So, pretty inaccurate. I'm a true Virgo too, not on the cusp of anything. I wonder if someone lied about my birthday and really I'm something else. Astrology is pretty vague isn't it? Could all these traits, to some degree, be true of everyone? Well, not the beautiful part, that's only true of me.