Mortified! Cindy Lauper! Joy Overload!

Oh my god blog, I have so much to tell you and no time. Here are the highlights, I'm so sorry. This blog will be back in full swing soon I triple promise, in the meantime, here we go!

1) I'm back in Mortified for another round of Humiliation!! Come see me perform (again) at the Green Mill June 27, 8pm. http://www.getmortified.com/live/ (It's the same piece I did last time for those of you who saw it before, so you don't need to come again unless you want to.) It's such a damn funny show though I don't understand why you wouldn't want to see it a hundred times.

2) I held hands with Cindy Lauper. I'm not kidding. Rader and I found ourselves sitting for free in the very front row at the true colors concert last night starring Rosie O'Donnell, Margaret Cho, Erasure (first CD I ever owned), Dresden Dolls, Debbie Harry (girl wern't looking too great last night...her heart of glass has turned into eyes of glass...but it was still fun to see her since she is a legend) and of course, Laupy. During "Good Enough" the Laupster walked right up to me and reached out her hand and Rader and I helped her off the stage and into the audience where she sang and danced and kept holding my hand the whole time and then patted me on the back and then we helped Laupy back on the stage. CINDY LAUPER EFFING LOVES ME. We had so much fun. My three new rules for going to concerts are as follows A) Take Stephen Rader with you B) Sit in the front row of a 4000 seat house c) 80's music only. I told my friend that while Laupster was holding my hand all I needed was for Swayze to come crown me prom queen and all my 80's dreams would have been fullfilled.

3) I moved! Yay!