Very Funny.

So I woke up to the following email in my inbox...I'm trying to figure out which one of my jackass friends is responsible so that I can get equally hilarious revenge...

Thank You! You have just signed up to be on the Official Carrot Top e-mail list. Any time that Carrot Top will be on TV, in a movie, or anything that you all need to know about, I will let you know. I'm not going to fill your in-box with stupid stuff....just the important stuff.! Things are starting to happen for Carrot Top....AT&T, DVD's, and big shows. We want you to know when these things happen so you can be part of it!!
Thank you all for being Carrot Top's fans!!!
Peace & Carrots,!
Road Manager
Carrot Top, Inc.

I like that "things are starting to happen for Carrot Top" even though he's been around forever. My friend Kelly and I in college used to play this game called "Who would you do?" and it started with hot movie stars "Brad Pitt or Jude Law?" but when that got boring and we exhausted our resources it became "80's teen movie stars" or "not typically attractive but hot in their own way" or "guys from school" etc etc. After a few drinks we often played the most fun version..."Who would you do...if you HAD to?" Like, for a million dollars or something. The game always went like this "So and So...or Carrot Top?" and everyone would scream and then pick so and so. I believe Carrot Top only won twice. Once was against Gary Coleman and the other was Bob Barker. Although it was nearly Barker for the win. That was of course before we added the "No old men or people who can't help that they are different...i.e Webster, Gary Coleman" but I think even george Bush beat out Carrot Top.

Regardless...I will have my revenge...oh yes...I will have my revenge.