SARAH JESSICA PARKER: Hi, I'm Sarah Jessica, thanks for being a fan!SARA MY LITTLE SISTER: ......yeah....no problem....I like flowers.
SJP: Yeah...hey, you look vaguely familiar...
SMLS: I do?! Like a movie star? Like someone who belongs in Manhattan sipping cosmos and dishing about sex with you and Cynthia (even though she's gay) and Kristin (even though her career is on life support) and Kim (even though you hate each other's guts)?
SJP:No, more important than all those gals...more important than even ME...but who?
SMLS: I don't know, but can you please sign these pink carnations for me?
SJP: Wait a minute! You arn't related to the author of FEELING KINDA BLOG TODAY are you? Cause that's my favorite blog.
SMLS: That's Brooke, she's my older sister. You read blogs?
SJP: Tell her I think that she is amazing and really pretty and I would love for her to come to Manhattan and drink mojitos which are the new cosmos with me and my celebrity husband Matthew Broderick.
SMLS: Um, ok...
SJP: Now, your 30 seconds of SJP face time have expired. Please move along, and tell Brooke I said "Hey".
SMLS: But...you havn't signed my flowers yet...and I came all the way down here to the city mall with a broken foot. That's not fair!
SJP: Security....
No, SJP doesn't read the blog. Although I'm sure that she would enjoy it. And plus I think it's only that fair that if I'm made to read all about everything that goes on it her life all the time through magazines and newspapers the least she could do is check in and read at least the most recent blog entries. I love my sister going to the mall to get her autograph. I love that SJP was at a MALL signing autographs in the first place. Sara told me that she was going to think of something really clever to say to SJP but I havn't talked to her yet to find out what it was. If she's anything like me where she goes blank and strange in these situations it was probably something like, "Your name is Sarah and my name is Sara." Although my sister was blessed with a little more poise than I was (only a little...we both fall down a lot) so I'm sure she thought of something perfect.
Meanwhile, across town...
4 comments:
when i met sjp...and i did by the way...she was a giant CUNT. but i'm still in love with her.
did you meet her at the mall? or did you like, attack her while she was having lunch? xoxo
you and your sister are identical
fine. it was after a play that we watched "together" in london.
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