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DONATE TO BREAST CANCER HERE

Dear Dudes and Dudesses,

This is one more shout out to help me fundraise for Breast Cancer support. It is such an important cause and one close to my heart obviously since my strong Momma has kicked Breast Cancer's ass not once, but TWICE. The Y-ME organization provides a telephone support line run by survivors to help comfort women in any stage of Breast Cancer, it is really a remarkable place.

Helping me fundraise will benefit you for the following reasons...

1) You will have your name on my fundraising honor roll online

2) You will get a tax exempt letter

3) I will like you just a little bit more than I already do

4) Kharma

To sweeten the deal I've decided to make you an offer...rewards from me depending on the total amount I fundraise. My goal is $1000...

$100 = I will tell a story from my childhood on the blog every day for 5 days

$300 = I will tell a story from my teenage years on the blog every day for 5 days

$500 = I will post an embarassing diary entry from an actual diary from high school

$700 = I will post embarassing diary entries from various times in my life for 5 days

$1000 = I will eat a fish (and then die of grodiness)

$1001 + = YOU ALL DECIDE!!!!

That's right, I have about 17 diaries from my life stuffed full of desperate angsty crushes and "LIFE IS SO UNFAIR" 's...and it's all yours...just click on the donate link above.

Credit Cards only at this point, cause I have to get all my moolah in by Friday 5pm.

Oh, and one more thing...less than $100 means secrets about Y'ALL are gonna start coming out on the blog. Fair warning.