"The Party" - By Brooke Allen

WINE: Oh! Amstel...I didn't know you were going to be here...

BEER: Yeah...well I decided to come at the last minute. I can go.

WINE: No, stay..it's ok. We're friends now right?

BEER: Sure. Yeah, we're cool.

WINE: This is my...friend, Ice Water.

BEER: Hey. Nice straw.

ICE WATER: Hey, Man. Thanks...it's vintage. (To wine) Honey...I'm going to go get some more spinach dip...are you ok?

WINE: Sure.

(Ice Water exits)

BEER: So that's him huh?

WINE: Be nice, Amstel.

BEER: No no, he seems shuper...super. A little short though huh?

WINE: Amstel, please...

BEER: You know what, coming here was a bad idea. Maybe I should go.

WINE: Maybe you should.

(Ice Water returns)

ICE WATER: Everything here ok?

WINE: It's fine. I think he might be drunk.

BEER: They told me mixing Beer and Wine would be ok...but it hurts! It hurts!

ICE WATER: (to Wine) Let's get out of here.

BEER: Yeah! Get out of here! And take that top heavy wench with you! And listen, Water man, you might think she's real fruit forward and oaky with a tight little stem...but she's empty inside man! Empty!

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