Men or Yorkies?

The other day I found myself browsing through the mens on an online dating service I'm on. It was frustrating. I got bored and started looking at pictures of yorkies instead because I love yorkies. But then I realized that I had abandoned looking for a boyfriend to look for a dog, so I went back to the online dating service. But then I realized that you can shop for a boyfriend the same way you can shop for a dog -- find a cute one, read about it, make sure it will be loyal and doesn't pee on the floor, and that creeped me out. So then I went back to looking at yorkies. But then I realized, I don't have the time, money or ability to keep a yorkie in my apartment. So I went back to looking at men. Then I wondered if I have the time, money or ability to keep a man. So I just went to Facebook and commented on the updates of all the friends I already have.