Pretty Day

I hope all you Chicagoans are outside enjoying this beautiful day, sponsored by Global Warming. Suck it, polar bears! Humans rule!

This day is just going to make the harsh slap back into winter that much harder isn't it?

I enjoyed the girl wearing a sundress and flip flops, as well as the man in short shorts with snow white stems sticking out that I spotted earlier. Warm? Yes. THAT warm? Nope.

One time I actually had this conversation with someone I love very much.

She: You don't actually believe in global warming do you?
Me:...........................................yes. I mean, wha...what do you mean?
She: I mean, it's pretty much just something Al Gore invented to get money for the democrats, isn't it?
Me:...........................................
She:..........................................
Me: No. Al Gore did not invent global warming, it's been going on for many years. And...I mean, there is proof of it.
She: Well, proof can be doctored.
Me: I have to go lie down.

I would like to invite this person to come to Chicago this February afternoon and do a little sunbathing with me so we can finish this conversation.