Texts

Hilarity from my text message inbox...

1. Let's move to Florida.
Jeremy: On the weather changing.

2. You are under arrest.
Morgan My Sister: We like to arrest each other, it's an old game.

3. I just finished Frankenstein, Bitches! It's on!
Kelly: On the effen Book Club. (I'm still reading it.)

4. Meep.
Craigen my Brother: This is sort of how we say hello. It also means "Umm...hey...awkward!" but mostly it just means hello.

5. No Way! xoxo, your white trash Ma.
Sheila my Stepmom: On me telling her to vote Obama.

6. If you contact me at work anymore, I will be forced to change your ringtone.
Kristen: I like to embarrass her because her ring tone when I call is Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing.

7. I did vote for one republican for land commissioner, bc the dem will sue my friends dad if he wins.
Sara my Sister: I have no idea what she's talking about but it made me laugh.

8. Right now, Grant Park is the happiest place on earth.
Vire: I kind of wish I'd gone there now.

9. You are a crociot. No, a crocist. What is the right word for people who discriminate against crocs?
Tate my Brother: When I was making fun of him for wearing crocs.

10. Run...4...ur...life.
Darren in LA: When I told him I was hanging out in his hometown in southwest Illinois.