Secrets Revealed

So, I'm back. Due to complaints in my inbox (mostly from Olivia) I have returned to the blog and I have a few things to say.

The first one is that I do not like Sarah Palin.

I used to always try and stay sort of non-bias and aloof about my personal opinions on the blog, but now I say "F THAT" because honesty is gold. Therefore I will comfortably share some opinions that I may have been too embarassed or nervous to discuss on the blog in the past such as:

- Like the majority of people I do not think Nicholas Cage makes good movies. Unlike the majority of people, I do think he is kind of sexy. In an ugly way.
- When I eat a bag of skittles I eat the red ones, then the orange ones, then I throw the rest in the trash.
- I enjoy Judge Marilyn Milan from "The People's Court". She seems to know what's going on.
- Jeremy bought me a big poofy ponytail wig for my birthday a few years ago. I wear it around the house sometimes when I'm cleaning.
- I have no idea if you are supposed to do your laundry on hot or cold so I just always do it on warm.
- In the last year or so I have come to really love coffee and desire it. Before that though, I was kind of faking.
- My favorite color is yellow. It has been for a really long time. For some reason I always say it's blue though.
- I'm a sucker for lip gloss. I hardly wear it but I always buy it. I've started giving it to Kelly, she seems grateful but confused.
- I will buy anything in a pretty container. I'm an easy sale. For example, I was looking for mascara at Target the other day and Daren said "What kind are you looking for?" and my actual answer was, "The one Drew Barrymore told me to get."
- I think one of the reasons I don't cook is that I have an actual fear of my kitchen. Like a phobia. I hating being in there and avoid it as much as possible. I'm kind of not kidding...
- That being said, I sleep in my kitchen. Long story.

This feels nice, revealing all these secrets to you. Now I have to go, People's Court is on.