Teenie Weenie...

Each June I host a wild and exciting and hot (literally, no AC) party in my teeny tiny studio called “Teeny Weenie Martini Party”. However, since I’ve gotten off the sauce I decided watching other people got tanked in my apartment and then cleaning it all up the next day didn’t seem very fun. So I am saying Adieu to the Martini party. However, I always love hosting a little summer kick off party and thought that maybe TWMP just needed to be revamped instead of eliminated. Thanks to the help of TWMP co-host Brigitte and a day of hilarious emailing we have come up with the following ideas, let us know your thoughts!

Teenie Weenie Gandolfini – Come Dressed as your favorite Sopranos Character

Teenie Weenie I Dream of Genie – Instead of brining a bottle, arrive in a bottle.

Teenie Weenie Paula Deenie – We will all eat donut burgers and fried cake. Then we will car pool to the emergency room.

Teenie Weenie Smoke Screenie – Arrive and then magically DISSAPEAR!

Teenie Weenie Refried Beanie – We all go out to eat the “That Little Mexican Café”

Teenie Weenie Tahini - All hummus, all the time

Teenie Weenie Cremini - Everything mushroom

Teenie Weenie Felini - Italian filmmaker/Italian food

Teenie Weenie Puccini - Classical music/Italian food

Teenie Weenie Weenie - Hot dogs/sausages/pigs in a blanket

Teenie Weenie Cleany - Everyone grab a mop

Teenie Weenie Greeny - Everything green...and eco friendly

Teenie Weenie Steamy - Facials/organic everything/everyone wears bath towels

Teenie Weenie Peeny - See Weenie/everything is purchased from The Pleasure Chest

Teenie Weenie Queeny - Gay men/Abba/Freddy Mercury/fake jewels

Teenie Weenie Rotini Party – Pasta party. Then my hot Italian neighbor slyly leaves some Barilla on my doorstep.

Teenie Weenie Bikini Party – Yellow polka dots optional

Teenie Weenie Houdini Party – I will handcuff you, tie you in a bag and throw you in the river. You have 5 minutes.

Teenie Weenie Todd, Sweeny – Haircuts / Meatpies

Teenie Weenie Vaseliney - That could get messy

Teenie Weenie Tweenie - We go to a Miley Cyrus Concert

Teenie Weenie James Deenie - The Legend

Teenie Weenie Jimmy Deenie – the Sausage

Teenie Weenie Magaziney: We just sit around reading Cosmo

Teeny Weeny Blue Jeany - aka. Friday

Teeny Weeny Limosine-ey Party - We party like rockstars in a rented car

Teenie Weenie Trampoliney- Kimbrough rents a giant trampoline (cause he has a backyard) and hosts

Teenie Weenie Mussolini - Come as your favorite dictator

Teenie Weenie Ballerinie - Tutus out the wazoo

Teeny Weenie Capelinni - similar to Rotini, but longer and skinnier

Teeny Weenie Rosselini - We love Isabella

Teeny Weenie Brangelini - we all adopt a child from Africa (you do have an option to impregnate your date and deny you are a couple)

That’s all we have so far…are we missing any?