That's right kids, "Mortified" is SOLD OUT! You snooze you lose. The fact that the show is sold out does nothing to ease my nerves whatsoever. But it's ok since I think my mom bought half the house. Anyway, you may still be able to show up early that night and get SRO tickets if you want, otherwise I'm hoping it's videotaped. I will put the entire piece up on the blog at some point (unless there are copyright things I don't yet know about) and photos...BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME! You won't hear my quivery voice, or see my William ShakesKnee, or grow increasingly concerned for me as my face glows redder and redder and redder. But thanks to those who did get tickets in time...laugh hard ok? Even if it ain't funny.
I wonder why in the last few years when I decide to take the stage it has to be so balls out? I can't just sit myself into some little tableau in some little play, I have to be wearing a blonde wig and no pants or reading aloud from my 14 year old diaries. Ah well, this is 2007...year of the brave.
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SOLD OUT?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!
Ok, here's the thing. Tell your mom that I'm a very good fag friend of your's, that I must, Must, MUST attend and if she truly has bought out half the house, then I'm her date for the evening.
Otherwise, I will go to Crew that night, get very drunk and do my "paparazzi" impression when you leave your gig... using only my cell phone camera...
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