I was tagged by Eddie's blog (www.leftoverchinese.com). In this version of tag you have to list 6 things about yourself that are "weird" that no one knows. As if blogs coudn't get any more narcissistic. So, here they are.
1. I sleep with the sheets pulled all the way up to right under my chin. It's a habit I developed as a five year old and it just stuck. You see, having the sheet around your neck protects your neck from getting bit by vampires while you are asleep. Duh.
2. When I'm getting ready to go out for a really big night I often listen to Blondie while getting ready and then do a shot of something before I leave the house. I also sing, really really really really loudly.
3. There is a "Lucy Song" and a "Pizza Dance" neither of which you will ever witness.
4. I often fall asleep in the shower. Often. Nearly daily. In fact, I sometimes even set my phone alarm to wake me up just in case I fall asleep in the shower.
5. While I watch all the hip popular shows that everyone watches, I am also a reality tv junkie (though I talk a good game about what crap they are) and fall asleep each night to early 90's classics on Nick at Nite.
6. I don't know how to whistle.
Ok, I'm going to tag Jeremy, RADer, Vire (fat chance) and Trixie. Go!
3 comments:
Ok, I know you won't believe this but I also sleep with the sheet AND the comforter wrapped TIGHTLY around my neck because as a kid, I assumed that this would protect me from vampires attacking me while I slept, biting my neck, drinking my blood and cursing my soul to walk the night for all enternity as a third rate Anne Rice Count Fagula.
Seriously. I still sleep like this.
Now, how does this friggin' "tag" thing work? You just have to say "tag" on your blog and I have to do whatever it is you say?
Remember when Clinton was president and we had "choice?" Remember when America's biggest concern was jizz on a dress?
"Jizz on a dress: A Memoir" by Stephen Rader.
Asleep? In the shower? Oh, gurl, I'm worried about you.
Can't wait to see you at the Green Mill! (If Capone let's me in, that is)
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