Hmm.

So, on Monday my friend told me that I should start dating more. She said she thinks I find clever ways to avoid it. She's right. She said that online dating doesn't have any of the same stigma it used to have and that anyone single and over 27 has tried it.

So today I decided just to browse Match.com. I hated it much.

Here is the thing about shopping for a man online, I'm sincerely not hung up on looks...I found that i rarely even looked first at the pictures I looked at the little blurbs (Most of which read as follows: "Hey, I'm a funloving guy who's new to the city and looking for a slender tourguide") but one guy had a moustache-mullet combo, many of the guys were gays, most of them were Chads, all of them are potential killers, many of them made me shiver and make a yucky face because of how cheesy they were, and of the three or four profiles I actually read through I became filled with that feeling of "Ehhhh dating is scary and weird."

I have to go watch a documentary about moonshine now, but I will keep you posted about all future online dating endeavors. (Don't hold your breath.)