Happy Birthday Stephen Radar, you adorable hilarious stud! Please start reading Stephens blog if you don't already, it's over there -------> and it's called "Are you there Blog? It's me, Stephen" but then don't come back and tell me all about how funny and hysterical it is and then a minute later say "I haven't read yours in a while, Brooke" Happy Birthday Cutie Head!!
Also, I'm writing this really quickly BUT...I have tons of favors and advice that I need to ask...
1) I can get a free phone if I renew my contract...do I want a pink Razor?
2) If you get a sec and you are bored will you please go through the archives and let me know a few of the posts that you have enjoyed most. I am putting together two writing portfolios for different various upcoming super secretive things and I need input. Give me some ideas of which ones you have enjoyed most, one of the portfolios will be all kinds of writing...the other portfolio will be strictly stuff that made you laugh. I know this is like, the most narcissistic thing ever..."please review all of my self involved rants about myself and tell me which ones you LOVED the most, then tell me how funny I am...then tell me how pretty I am...then buy me a pony." But it would be really helpful as I tend to lose my eye for that after they are written. If you know me send me an email to my regular email account, if you don't know that address send me an email to my other misc email account which is beallen44 at yahoo dot com.
3) Arn't knee socks great? I forgot about them but my friend Jen wears them and I borrowed/stole a pair while I was housesitting and then yesterday before I went to moms I bought 485748975234890758903247 pairs at Old Navy.
4) Actors...I'm auditioning for something. I know, it's super weird. It's not to be a Dove Girl. Everyone keeps sending me the audition notice for "Mortified: Chicago" so I thought, "What the hell?" Afterall, this years theme is bravery. (Not for my other friends, they decided this years theme was "discover" but that involves eating a lot of strange food so I decided my theme would be "Bravery") Anyway, I'm confident in my material (you have to read humiliatingly hilarious things you wrote as a teenager) but I'm not confident in my ability to audition for something without fainting. Anyway, would anyone want to be my little coach? I'll buy you dinner.
5) My play that I wrote is being produced this coming September. I'm so excited and working with a great group of people. However, the script still has no title. I'm beginning to get worried, as are the aforementioned great group of people. Anyone who was at the reading, help! Anyone who was not at the reading can help too...think "trash, collecting, family baggage, things returning from the past"
6) You are all really pretty and handsome and smart and great.
7) Renee Zellweger is not very good at all in "Cold Mountain" which I watched on USA at moms last night.
8) The Bears are going to the superbowl, something inside me sort of cares...I'm confused. I still wish it was the Packers though. Maybe next year.
9) Does anyone like Ballet? I've been craving going to the ballet and I know there is a lot of good stuff coming up at the Auditorium. Or I kind of want to see "Delirium" but then I'm also like, "We get it, Cirque Du Soleil, you swing around on ropes and wear crazy eye makeup and sing enya-esque songs and have a lot of complicated emotions that can only be expressed through movement blah blah blah"
10) I might be going to Hong Kong.
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#5) Bad Penny? Not that I've read your play :D
#10) Wowza! That would be awesome!
You are so sweet! Thank you for the birthday shout out and for referring people to my blog. I don't believe the words "adorable," "hilarious," and "stud" have ever been used in the same sentence before and I am THRILLED that you put them all together to describe me. Thank you!
1) Pink Razor? Why not? It sounds perfect.
2) I think you're posting about YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT is one of the funniest things I've ever read in a long, long time. Include it. I'll look through others and let you know other postings I love. The pony is in the mail.
3) Don't think I've ever worn knee socks - - although I did wear a considerable amount of over-the-calf striped tube socks in the 70's. Does that count?
4) Coach you for an audition? Anytime. Anywhere. Dinner not necessary.
5) Congratulations on your play being produced! From your key phrases, I'll steal a line from a Dolly Parton song and suggest the title, CLOSETS FULL OF TRASH. :)
Ok, that's enough from me. The rest of the points in order are: Awwww, You're right about Renee, what is this "Bears" you speak of?, ballet dancers have muscles in places I didn't even know could be flexed - - go to the ballet, if you go to Hong Kong, will you put "I Think I'm Turning Japanese" and "Mr. Roboto" on your iPod for the trip?
i heart s.r's blog. i kinda want to be his bff. get the pink phone...i love it. i want one too. hong kong? are you working for angelina and i don't know about it? xo
ummm....i'm withholding my input for #2 until I get the cool insider email address. wtf?
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