Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Help!



Peg: Oh, just put that box in the kitchen, Hon.

Dave: Yeah, I got that from the word "Kitchen" on top, Dear.

Peg: Well, the ability to read directions appears to be selective I see, Darling.

Dave: Keep talking...I don't HAVE to take my Viagra tonight, Snookums.

Peg: You don't take your Viagra...I don't take my prozac, Precious.

Dave: You wouldn't.

Peg: Oh wouldn't I? And I've got a whole backlog of supressed FEELINGS and EMOTIONS to share with you.

Dave: Where did you want this box to go, Darling?


"You guys, I'm so full....do you feel full? I always overstuff myself. Ugh...anyone have the Pepto? I'm just so full..."


"Here it is, Cleetus, where you want it?"

Hi everyone.

um....

Does anyone have some time...

and a car...

today or tomorrow...

and is looking for some exercise...

anyone....

hello?....

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