He's starting to say things that are making sense to me. And today there was a woman talking about how irresponsible of an adult she is. The audience seemed shocked by the things she said. They gasped....but everything she said was straight out of my own life. Things I do. And people were gasping. And then Star Jones Reynolds came out and told the woman, "This is why you don't have a man." It is? Just because the lady throws away dirty dishes and doesn't wear make-up everyday and resockles and leaves bills in the mailbox until they are smashed down and crumpled to the point of illegibility and then thrown out? Those all seem like reasonable things to me. I do those things. I mean...it's part of my character...it's...I'm quirky...I just...oh God. Someone help me... I considered sending Dr. Phil an email...I'm considering purchasing Star Jones Reynolds new book...but I can't afford it...I have no money...I drank it all. Please, someone...I had the TV off and then TURNED IT ON specificaly to watch. What is happening to me?
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just think of it this way...star jones is REALLY REALLY hungry and her husband is GAY. think about that. and dr phil? he doesn't have any hair. gross. they're dumb...but i totally want to read her book...i'm hoping she's use the money to buy herself a chicken wing...she hasn't eaten since '04
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