Test

This test was on MySpace today (which, by the way, if you don't have a MySpace account go get one, they are free of course and SO addictive. I totally cancelled Friendster so I could devote 100% of my wasteful internet time on MySpace.) Anyway, the little tests and quizzes are hilarious and generally written by youngens. Take this test though, you'll love it. Then go to comments and tell me what you are.

What color is your hair?
blond=gay
brown=flirty
black=preppy/hott
red=horny
other=weird

What color shirt are you wearing?
Red=hot
Green=tree-hugging
Blue=depressed
White=original
Pink= PIMPish
Yellow=pretty
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black=goth
Orange=multicolored
Brown=yucky smelling
Gray=emo
Aqua= preppy
Other=candy-flavored
Nothing= Sexy Naked
turquoise - crimefighting
(could you just die? i love so much that "crimefighting" is on there.)

pants are you wearing?
Shorts= hooters girl
Skirt=prep
Skort=homo
Jeans=hott piece of ass
Capris=half-queer
Cordoroy=weightlifter
Cargo=clown
Sweats/track pants=cutie
OTHER [pajamas,camo, etc.]= sex kitten

(I was going to remove "homo" and "half queer" because of their tastelessness. But c'mon, if you're wearing a skort you totally are a homo, and "half queer" just keeps making me laugh. Half Queer Eye. Half Queer as Folk.)

This morning when I took it I was a Flirty, too happy, sex kitten. Now it seems that I am a flirty original and goth sex kitten. I should stop wearing pajama pants so much.

This morning my friend was a preppy, original hott piece of ass and my other friend was a flirty, yucky smellling hott piece of ass. In telling friend 2 about friend 1 over instant message I accidentally wrote "he was a preppy,original, piece of ass" instead of "hott piece of ass" which lead to much lol-ing. Yeah, I'm talking about you.

Then at the end of the test it said this...scary stuff kids, scary stuff.

Now repost this saying "Im a _ _Or you will have bad luck for 7 years and no one will love you EVER IN YOUR LIFE