I have done all of the research online. I have listened to all of you.
I have pinkeye.
BUT, it's Friday the 13th and it's me, so that's not good enough.
I now have pink eyeS. Both of them. I can barely see and I'm developing a minor fever. Also, my throat feels like I'm swallowing glass and I'm nauseous. Also my lips are chapped, I'm getting a headache, my nose is stuffed up, my left ear drum is ringing, I've used my inhaler once tonight, and I also have a weird shooty pain in my left arm and my fingers are all crampy, but that is from all the typing I've been doing and I assume also indirectly leads to the shooty pain in my arm. This is not a joke, this all came up in the last two hours.
Am I dying? I don't know. This must be some sort of practical joke. I feel like I am having an intense allergic reaction to something though, especially with my throat closing like it is.
This is freaky, and you know what that means?
As of now, all weekend plans are at a screeching halt while I quarantine myself in my apartment and make my mom come take me to the doctor.
Moms will risk pink eye for their 26 year old babies. Right Mom?
I'll keep you updated...
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Brooke Elizabeth Allen (I have no idea if that is your middle name but it sounded good) If you do not have an appointment today to rid yourself of that pus filled atrocity (though now I believe it is atrocities) you need to call me and I will come over and rush you to an immediate care center. I'll even contribute to the Brooke Allen Pinkeye Relief Fund.
I'm going to have to stop reading your blog if I feel like I'm going to wretch after every story. My entire body is covered with the heebie jeebies.
Seriously, you cannot let this go on or you may do some permanent damage. Plus, pus leaking eyes are never in fashion.
Don't listen to your friends that think ALCOHOL is the solution to everything. You need immeidate medical attention. Brigitte is as a mad as a hornet with a hernia about all of this so I suggest you go now.
Awwwww, hang in there Ms. Allen!!!!
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