Q & A

Do I have a flight at 10am tomorrw? : Yes
Am I packed? : No
Am I sure which Airline? : No
Am I sure which AirPORT?: No
Is it 3:11am? : Yup.
Did I do laundry today?: No
Did I go to the store like I planned to buy new socks and underwear since I forgot to laundry today? : No
Did I go to the Green Mill for the first time tonight and listen to an awesome Jazz quartet with my sister's boyfriend? : Absolutely
Did we then go to Crew to visit Kris while he VJ'd? : Yes.
Did I eat minicheeseburgers for dinner?: Damn straight.
When I arrive in Seattle tomorrow is "Take a big fat nap" one of the first things I will do?: Si.
Have I recently discovered that maybe mushrooms aren't so bad although I still wouldn't want a big plate of them?: Yes
Blah blah, ditto for Shrimp, although the jusry is still kind of out on that one? : Oui.
Have I been toying with the idea of reinvestigating seafood now that I'm not ten years old anymore?: Maybe, but it will be a slow and private process.
Do I have a job yet?: Nah. Who needs it?
Am I dating anyone?: Nah. Who needs it?
At this point have I just nestled into a friend base of all unavailable people so that I don't even have to think about dating anyone?: ...um, so?
Have I quit smoking?: Nope.
Am I the owner of the worlds most adorable animal ever?: Darn tootin'.
Did I look around my apartment today and put my head in my hand and sigh and say outloud, "What is wrong with you?": Perhaps.
Did I oh-so-smoothly dodge Kris's attempt to discuss my future today my saying, "I don't believe in dinosaurs, do you?": Yes
Do I believe in dinosaurs?: Yes
Have I been eating in bed though I find nothing more disgusting?: Mmm, chicken wings.
Am I starting to become crazy cabin fever lady who wears the same clothes all the time because I have no concept of time anymore, who said to Kris earlier, "Is today Monday or Tuesday?" to which his stunned reply was, "Um, Wednesday, Honey", am I starting to plan conversations with future children that involve the words, "I had a dream once" and "Don't end up like mommy" and am I considering for real Angie's joke theory of "why brush your teeth when they are just going to get dirty again?" Who has gone from staying home organizing to staying home knitting to staying home watching tv to staying home online to staying home sleeping to staying home staring at the wall?: ....................................yes.
Have a written a single word in all of this time?: Nope.

Ok you guys...I'm becoming that person I can't stand. I'm going to go to Seattle tomorrow, and then I will be back on Sunday. Then Monday I'm going to kick my own ass. And if I'm not kicking it you all better kick it for me. This was a fun little mental vacation for a while, now my brain is rotting. I went out the other night and was really quiet and thought, "Why am I being so quiet?" and then I responded, "Oh, because I have absolutely nothing to say." That's bad you guys, I always have something to say. The other day my friend said to his cat, "Did you have fun doing nothing today?" and because I wasn't looking I sheepishly responded, "It was ok."

Oh my god, I'm becoming Lucy. I am. I sleep, eat, drink, sleep, stretch, watch TV, eat, sleep. One more week and I will meowing and kicking my shit all over the kitchen.

This is not ok. I may not be very smart, but I'm usually pretty decent at faking it...lately I've been as quick as a stoned-drowing-cotton ball. We're going to get back with the program...no more procrastinating and not taking responsibility.

Starting next week...

and Kris is in charge.