Jeremy

Brooke: Oh Jeremy, why don't straight men love me as much as gay men do?
Jeremy: Oh, Brooke, why don't gay men love me as much as women do?

Jeremy: When we live together let's find a place with two bathtubs in the bathroom.
Brooke: Yeah!
Jeremy: That way we can both just sit and soak and keep talking to each other.

Jeremy: Instant messaging is funny.
Brooke: I know, it's like...if you are both free to talk why not just call each other?
Jeremy: Cause then you can't add smiley faces.
Brooke: Yeah, let's try to have one conversation while on the phone and another one simultaneously over IM...
Jeremy: You're so lame.